Sith Creed

"Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken."
-the Sith Creed

01 December 2015

Adventure: Black Honda

Well… (my new kinda catch phrase)
I've missed telling my awesome stories. And it is so nice to do it from the comfort of my own place. So here we go!
Earlier today, I was walking to the gym. Yes, I was wearing my rugby shorts. If I decided to jog/slowly run to the gym I was ready. Plus it was leg day. And it's Florida.
So, before I got to the side road of my gym and I hear a car honk in quick succession. I turned and didn't see any cars I recognized. Kept walking.
I see a black Honda with red rims and overly tinted out windows. I cross the street and walk behind it. Walking a bit further I hear a bunch of different car horns, like someone violated 43 different traffic laws. I just keep going. As I stepped onto the sidewalk in front of the grocery store at the opposite of the strip mall from my gym, I noticed a car behind me. It didn't pass. It didn't turn down a parking lane. It followed right behind me less than three feet away and to the left. So I look to see who it is. The Eye of Sauron couldn't penetrate that tint so I just kept walking.
The car then speeds up passed me. I can see the front door of the gym up ahead. I hear yet another car horn. And see black Honda pulled into a handicap spot. And then some not-my-type and not-so-handsome guy gets out of the car like he was on the set of a Toni Braxton video. He leans against his door (like I am going to approach him). I glare at him and then head into the gym.

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